Thursday, January 08, 2009

Good for at least one laugh

Only in America drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the
back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy
cigarettes at the front.

Only in people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and
a diet coke.

Only in banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens
to the counters.

Only in we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the
driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in
packages of eight.

Only in they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille

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