Setting: Riding in the car to blue grandpa's house (Blue grandpa is my dad. As far as I can figure, he is called blue grandpa because his shop is blue. Chris's parents are white grandma and grandpa. Their house is white. Go figure.)
Andrew: Mom! (whimpering voice)
Me: What's wrong?
Andrew: My foot went to sleep and its not even dark yet!
From the mouth of a three year old.