This morning Andrew and Noah were both drinking some juice in their sippy cups and Andrew informed me, "We're pretending its beer, Mom."
Mom: "Let's not pretend its beer."
Andrew: "We're pretending its beer without buggies in it."
He hardly ever sees anyone drinking beer, but we've told him it has buggies in it so he can't drink it. At least they were pretending it was non-alcoholic beer. :-)