Last night Andrew slept over at blue grandpa's house. During dinner, he announced that his mom was 74! Grandma says, "No, she's not 74."
Andrew: Oh, right, she's 47.
Grandma: No, she's almost 27, not 47.
Andrew: No, she IS 47. (You can't tell this kid anything.)
Andrew to Grandpa: All dogs whose names start with S are girl dogs.
Grandpa: Your dog's name starts with S and he's a boy.
Andrew: No, it starts with D, dog!