Noah wrote this on Sunday. Accurate translation below:
Once upon a time, there was a man. He was in church and he was writing down the sermon and he was 39 years old and he had a dog. The dog went hunting with his owner and he had a gun with an aimer on his gun and a double barrel and he started down the sidewalk and saw some children and he was mad because the children were working hard on Sunday and he was so made that he took his knife and he said, You guys stop working and they said no and he got even madder then ever. The end.